We've probably all heard of the remarkable defensive effects of folding aluminum foil and placing it atop one's head. Among other things, it apparently blocks the government and space aliens from imposing mind control upon us. The goal of this blog is to create a forum where we can all remove our foil hats and freely share what's in our minds with one another, no matter how brilliant or insipid those thoughts may be.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Getting Started
This is my first post on my first blog, so please humor me.
Hopefully, as this blog evolves, readers will share anecdotes, or jokes, or queries about the oddities of life. Even banal depictions of the mundane travails of an ordinary day are welcome.
- have an epiphany or mental lapse while cutting the lawn today? Share it. We'd all love to hear about it. Really. Okay, not really, but try not to be difficult.
You know, this blog-thing is sort of like speaking into a microphone with loudspeakers pointed toward deep space. Nothing said really matters if no one's listening, right? Hopefully, at least the frustrated aliens who keep trying to read the minds of the Earth's crazies, and who are repeatedly thwarted by the impenetrable resolve of aluminum foil hats will finally receive a signal from us.
Between the constant static imposed by the aluminum foil, and the disjointed ramblings on this blog, the aliens will probably either quit and ignore us, or blast us to smithereens for fear we'll somehow infect the rest of the cosmos.
Please chime in any time ...
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Stephen Hawking feels that we should cease and desist with the alien communication, or we will end up blown-to-bits 'Independence Day' style (not to be confused with 'Love American Style', which would be far worse).
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